Have You Got News?

[General Schmerdiakov]

The Potato, Slabovia's best-selling and only newspaper, is constantly on the lookout for stories that may be going on in your area. Post your stories here and we will investigate!

If you act like a News Hog, you will receive an invite to become a State-Approved Propaganda Reporter.

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[The Tractor Magnet]

I fear that there is a "pickle wart" epidemic...

[General Schmerdiakov]

Our state-approved reporters are looking into your story, Comrade Tractor Magnet.

[General Schmerdiakov]

STATE APPROVED

[Adrik Smirnov]

I feel that Slabovia is being influenced by west. We must put stop to this.

[General Schmerdiakov]

This disturbs me greatly, can you please elaborate Comrade Adikov.

[Viktor Kiev]

I have no news.

Sorry

[mr. pickler]

i two fear that your great nation oh general, is being influnced by the west, and it worries me to no end.

[General Schmerdiakov]

You must inform me of these western influences at once. Slabovia will not be swayed by fat little western pigs!?!

We must get to the bottom of this!?!

[Potato Scone]

This just in.............................................................. there is absolutely no news to report from this field.

That is all

[Wii Jaminov]

It looks like your mud is moistening well though, that shows you have the skills of a true Slabovian.

Bojemoi!

[General Schmerdiakov]

No news is good news... unless you are the editor of The Potato! For a bad news day will lead to punishment most severe.

[Potato Scone]

THIS JUST IN

MUDDY ZOMBIE PIGS SPOTTED CHASING PICKLE INSPECTOR THROUGH SLABOVIAN FIELD