Best Food - Potatoes?

[Lady K]

As I sit here pondering my lunch, I wonder if potatoes really are the best food. Has anybody got any way of proving this? What if potatoes turn round and kill us all one day?
What will we do??

Lady K

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[Meekski]

Good thoughts comrade. Though I'm not sure how dangerous the potato is. I know Slabovia also has an ambundance of turnips, which I find is a good way to have a mini-break from the starchy goodness of potatoes. Suppose the thing about potatoes is that they are so versatile... if no one has done this yet, perhaps we should gather together and create some sort of Slabovian cookery book?

[Lady K]

I think I could put one of those together quite quickly! I eat a lot of potatoes. And as for how dangerous the potato is, I once knew a man who was stabbed in the hip by his bangers and mash.

Lady K

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[strawberrygirl81]

Proof that they do kill

[Lady K]

See I told you they stab people!
I bet that's man's blood all over his jacket!

[Bigov]

This sinister looking spud has been hanging about the bottle of my garden, i dont risk going near him

[The Tractor Magnet]

hmm. I do like potatoes. if I eat loads of them, they fill me up too. Can't say the same thing about water cress....

[Lady K]

Oh, i quite like watercress.
On jacket potatoes, nonetheless, but still.

Lady K

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[BaK]

Researchers have developed a method of controlling homicidal potatoes.

Apparently the only method of control was biological warfare.

This is the solution that was formed:

Get very large quantity's of cheese (TM), place on said problematic potato, apply heat until the Cheese (TM) is in an evenly melted form.

The reason this works is simple, firstly, melted Cheese (TM) is quite thick, slowing the potato down significantly. Secondly, melted Cheese (TM) permeates into the potato membranes, and causes the potato to suffer from an instantaneous narcolepsy attack, i.e. instantly lapse's into a deep Cheese (TM) dream, which will last around about long enough for you to eat it.....

I hope this helps comrades!