Celebrity Gossip

[Pavlov]

All the latest news about your favourite celebrities....

[Wii Jaminov]

I heard a rumour that the General's Son was spotted in the corner of a trendy bistro last week snogging none other than Jodie Marsh?

Is this true? Does the General approve of this? Can she cook potatoes?

Help me gossip monger Pavlov!

[Wii Jaminov]

Also, I think I have evidence of Kierky and Nietzsche meeting with executives from the British television station Channel 4 at a popular London media restaurant.

How will the General react to this?

[mr. pickler]

i heard that the Genereal was enjoying his potato's last night, is this true?

[Pavlov]

Processing News Summary…

I can indeed confirm that Slabovian teenagers Kierky and Nietzsche took advantage of a reduction in Slabovian immigration laws to ‘do lunch’ in London. Doing lunch is what people in the media do instead of working. Research Drive detects that The KNTV Show will return to British televisions soon with a new show about Sex!

As for the General enjoying his potatoes. I can neither confirm nor deny this because my Decision Making Drive is malfunctioning!

[Wii Jaminov]

I've been getting my paparazzi on again Pavlov!

I was at a red carpet event in Slabovia last weekend, where I spotted noted SLabovian stud Lech Palnukiov with his latest glamorous lady-friend.

[Pavlov]

Accessing News Drive...

I can confirm your sighting of housewives favourite Lech gurning for the cameras with a mystery lady at the film premiere of Agricultural College Musical 3. Lech would turn up the opening for an Association of Sewage Farmers conference if it meant he could get his chiseled face in the papers.

End Beep…

[The Tractor Magnet]

You heard that new song, I Kissed a Pig? by Katie Perriski? Supposedly, she liked it!?! Tasted of its porky-scratching chapstick. Compute?

[Pavlov]

Translating…

Indeed Katie Perriski is one of the popular music artists competing for space on my 1MB hard drive disk. Other top tunes I’m listening to include:

Shut Up and Let Me Go to the Toilet by the Ming Mings.
We’re Old and Ropey by the Pushki Cat Dollz.
Livid Video Liver Loca by those ancient Slabovian geezers, Oldplay.

Canvassing Opinion?

Does anyone else have any favourite Slabovian tunes?

Re:Boot...

[Wii Jaminov]

I <3 New Kids on the Eastern Bloc.

They were the soundtrack to my youth and taught me how to love.

xx

[Pavlov]

Processing ...

According to reports in America there's a lot of fuss over magician called David Blaine who has suspended himself upside down 40 feet above an ice rink and plans to stay there for sixty hours.

If this happened in Slabovia he would be ridiculed as Hang Upside Down Week doesn't happen until November.

Anticipating discussion...

[Grandpa Kierky]

Hey you crazy fools. I've just e-mailed Sarah Cox on that western noise station Radio 1 to get the General's favourite song "Leader of the Pack" played.

I think you guys should do the same. We need to infiltrate this symbol of Western decadence to let them know that Slabovia is the next world super power, especially as their western banks are about to collapse leaving them with no money!!!!

Increase the peace.
G.K

[The Tractor Magnet]

Hey Comrade, don't should about this on SlabSpace too much - it's meant to be a surprise for The General ;) I've asked Chris Moyleski for a call out btw!