Ask The General

[General Schmerdiakov]

Questions for The General about Slabovia

[Dolph Lungren's love-child, Olaf Lungren]

Zancov and Bulminia.

These two are the very famous professional Potato Impersonating duo of Slabovia.

They make a decent living and can afford indoor water and regular deliveries of fresh mud.

enjoy their lovely spudlike headlets

[General Schmerdiakov]

Olaf, I was having a hot mud bath when I was informed that someone had asked me a question on SlabSpace. However, I see that your question is not a question!

I find Zancov and Bulminia an interesting duo, though their fame in Slabovia is not as great as you imply. Barronski the Spud Boy is far more impressive at this trade.

Now I return to the mud - it has wonderful qualities for keeping my skin young looking.

[Danny Garside]

General, I have a question, what would you say was the most respected job in Slabovia?
Also, would you recommend any Slabovian universities? I’m currently trying to decide where to go, and whether to take a gap year before doing so?

Your loyal subject
Danny Garside

[General Schmerdiakov]

That is a good question citizen Danny and one I shall reply to via Slabovia's E-Potato this week as it would benifit all Salbovian Citizen's to know this.

Slabovian Universities are the most prestigious in the World and are open to all Slabovian Citizen's over the age of 65!?!

[Kierkegaard]

Dear General,

I have a question. What's better? Pigs or goats?

[mr. pickler]

Pigs

[mr. pickler]

all Hail the General!!!

i do have a question for our fearless leader,

what are the very fair laws of your great land?

[General Schmerdiakov]

Olaf, my potato and mud flavoured cereal will be getting all soggy, but you have asked a very important question.

For now the most important law you most know and obey, is to know that I am all knowing and obey all I say!?!

But due to your request I will be introducing more laws for citizens to obey in this weeks e-potato!?!

Now I return to my now bowel of sludge - you mud eater!?!

[mr. pickler]

you are to good to us , my leige

[Owen Davies]

Hmmmm. General, General, General.

I was wondering the other day whether pigs or potatoes are more important?

Or in fact, whether mud is far more important than both of them.

I've always been a potato fan myself... What do you think General?

[General Schmerdiakov]

Our Pigs and Citizens are equals in Slabovia. You must respect and love your fellow pigs!?!

There is nothing wrong with being a "potato fan", but you will be punished if you show more affection to potatoes than to pigs!?!

[lil-raver]

can we get drunk it slabovia??? if not wot can we do 4 fun????