Give A Present Day
Event Details
Time: December 25, 2008 from 1am to 11:45pm
Location: Worldwide
Website or Map: http://www.slabovia.tv
Event Type: Christmas
Organized By: General Schmerdiakov
Latest Activity: Dec. 25, 2008
Event Description
Today comrades we give each other a present. In the West, this celebration is related to the birth of a child in a manger. In Slabovia we give presents to celebrate our leader. This may seem a little obscure until we divulge that, should you not give presents there will be a festive punishment, and on the 26th it is essential to give your presents back - to The General - because it is he who has gave us everything.
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Comment by Grusha on December 25, 2008 at 11:33pm -
I have a present to present - presently.
I have filmic evidence of my compliance with today's festivities, but due to unforeseen circumstances (there will be punishments) me and the software required for me to show you my gift are temporarily estranged.
Normal service should resume tomorrow. Bojemoi!
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Comment by The General's Son on December 24, 2008 at 2:14pm - I WANT MY PRESENTS NOW!
Orders From The General
Comrades, I have formulated a devious plan to lure more unsuspecting westerners to Slabovia – by holding our first ever Slabovian Film Festival. Invitations have been sent out to some of the worlds leading stars, like Macaulay Culkin, Gunther from Friends and Danny DeVeto.
We have one problem though comrades, due to the lack of freedom of speech laws I have passed we have no films to show. All citizens are now ordered to make Slabovian Short Films and upload them to SlabSpace tagging them ‘Slabobuster’ to be shown at the festival. See the Slabovian Film Festival Event for more details.
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A potential comrade love interest will come to you today and destroy your self confidence. Bizarrely, you will attempt a counter-strike by trimming your pigs trotters. Unfortunately for you, the way forward can sometimes be the way backwards this week. You can't star in your own communist television show if you're a no-talented idiot. Just something to keep in mind - no particular reference to you. Oink!
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