Slabovia's Tyrant and his Son
The General was born before the Slabovian calendar existed and is such regarded as a God. He is the most powerful man in Slabovia even though it is said he can no longer lift his iron fist. In fact, rumour has it that he plans to have it replaced with a light weight plastic one.
No man questions The General's rule, no matter how questionable his decisions are. He has implemented a system of "speak and be punished" to quell any uprising.
On birth, The General decided to name his son so that no one - including The General himself - would ever forget it. And so, The General's Son (aka The General's Son) came to be.
To most he is a snivelling brat with only one thing on his mind - driving the latest tractor, hanging around with older women and becoming the next dictator. Bojemoi, that's three things! Us Slabovian's were never very good at counting...
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5) Learn to speak Slabovian and get new words State-Approved
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GUTS is HERE!!!! Tell me you love me! 1 Reply
Comrades, it is I, your leader General Schmerdiakov. I expect you are all having hours of 'fun' playing GUTS on iPhone. In exchange, and since you are using up your fun quota for the year in one go,…
Started by General Schmerdiakov in Questions and Answers. Last reply by StupidSheep Nov. 13, 2009.
State-Approve This! 8 Replies
Comrades, should you wish to offer up any item for State-Approval in Slabovia do so here. A word of warning though... once, Frodo Baginskova suggested that beard trimmers be State-Approved. I had no…
Started by General Schmerdiakov in Questions and Answers. Last reply by mr donkey Jan 17.
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MERRY SCHMERDIA-MAS, AND A HAPPY NEW MUD-YEAR!
Posted by Comrade Rebel on December 25, 2009 at 11:02pm — 1 Comment
Dear Slabovia..
Posted by Comrade Seska on December 21, 2009 at 4:00pm — 2 Comments
How many Slabovians?
Posted by Comrade Saint on December 20, 2009 at 7:58pm — 3 Comments
CAMPSMOUNT...DEAD?! :'(
Posted by Comrade Rebel on December 18, 2009 at 12:52am — 4 Comments
FIRE!
Posted by StupidSheep on December 15, 2009 at 4:59pm — 3 Comments
*static*
Posted by Maik on December 13, 2009 at 11:11am — 5 Comments
TAKING MANCHESTER
Posted by Comrade Saint on November 16, 2009 at 10:48am — 6 Comments
Slabovian Ration Pack.
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by General Schmerdiakov Added January 9, 2009 at 12:54pm 1 Comment
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